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Backtagging: Absolutely. I live in a constant state of juggling my backtags with my current tag-outs. It can be done into infinity.
Threadhopping: Just get with me first to decide where something is going, how far forward something is moving within the thread and I'm sure I'll be on board.
Fourthwalling: Do it! But he'll probably do it better. Her and the 4th wall are fuck buddies for sure.
Offensive subjects within the canon of Deadpool films:
Sexual references
There are a number of references to sex acts including vaginal sex, masturbation, oral sex, necrophilia, and pegging.
There is one reference to child sexual abuse where character says “I want to show you something huge” and another character replies “that’s what scoutmaster Kevin used to say.” This is a one-off joke that is not detailed but some viewers may find it shocking or offensive.
Offensive and coarse language
This film contains frequent use of offensive language, mostly for comic effect. Words used include f*ck, c*nt, sh*t, b*tch, d*ck, sl*t, tits, cock, a**hole, piss and goddamnit.
Some jokes like “put your greasy tits away you sl*t”, or “his eyes say f*cky f*cky” may be repeated.
The slur r*tarded is used in a joke about the offense of the word and is not targeted. Comments about sexuality and gender are used in the same way.
General Content Warnings
Drugs & Alcohol, Satire at the expense of ableism, murder, desecration of corpses, body horror, gore, emetophobia, violence, murder, sexual violence - general, violence against women, child abuse as a huge element in film 2, torture physical, mental, and emotional, PTSD and self-hatred to follow, rape jokes in the first film (something I will not partake in but should be noted), Breaking of the fourth wall and irreverent tone - Deadpool frequently addressed the audience directly, mocking the conventions of superhero films in an edgy, self-aware manner.
[IC]
Hugging this character: he is touch starved in general please hold him, tell him you love him, make him feel needed.
Kissing this character: Do it. Make out with his face. Ask me first though, lol.
Flirting with this character: ABSOLUTELY yes he is typically flirting with everyone and dabbles in UST without abandon.
Fighting with this character: Yes, but reach out to me first because he's a pretty significant powerhouse negl.
Injuring this character: Upon discussion.
Using telepathy/mind-reading abilities on this character: Yes, this is fine. Reach out to me and I will find a way to convey emotion, feeling, and thoughts where Castiel is concerned and within the context of the thread. Be careful though, he canonically drove the Carnage symbiote insane by association so... that was a thing.
Personal Content Warnings: I prefer not to play out animal abuse or non-con to any length. Anything else just needs a warning or asking for and I'll discuss it!
[Deadpool'S ABILITIES]
∎ full list of abilities and explanations under the fake-cut, some spoilers for Deadpool & Wolverine. To avoid, only read headlines.
Mutant Physiology: Wilson was naturally born with mutant genes. However, his physiology was drastically altered after he survived experimentation, becoming deformed in the process and also awakening several special abilities.
Superhuman Strength: Wilson's strength and endurance have been enhanced to superhuman levels, as he effortlessly broke Mr. Paradox's nose with a headbutt. He also systematically broke off pieces of his Logan's Adamantium skeleton as improvised weapons against TVA soldiers, and was even able to use the blunt ends of his bones to pierce their armor; in one instance, he impaled one soldier through his helmet and kicked it out the other side of his head. Throughout his fights against Wolverine, Wilson was able to match his rival's equally superhuman physical strength, notably giving him a nosebleed with a single punch and even kicking him several meters through the windshield of Nicepool's Honda Odyssey.
Superhuman Durability: Wilson's durability and endurance have been enhanced to superhuman levels. Coupled with his regenerative factor, the extremely high level of durability meant that Deadpool could engage in fights with enemies for a very long period of time, as shown when he fought Wolverine in point-blank range without rest for a few hours. He repeatedly took stabs to various parts of his body (including his gut and head) but still continued.
Superhuman Speed: Wilson can run very fast, as he and Wolverine were able to reach Cassandra Nova's portal in four seconds before they could be consumed by Alioth.
Superhuman Agility: Wilson's agility and body coordination are enhanced well-beyond the natural physical limits of a common human being.
Superhuman Stamina: Wilson can exert himself for longer than anyone normal human, as he fought Wolverine for the majority of a day in the confined space of Nicepool's Honda Odyssey.
Superhuman Reflexes: Wilson has superhumanly acute reflexes as a result of his artificial mutation. Hence, he can react quickly in a combat scenario, enough to keep pace with multiple TVA soldiers, slice bullets mid air with his katanas (albeit with minimal success) and contend with Wolverine. In one instance, he caught two spare magazines with his pistols. He was able to catch an axe thrown at him while walking through a Timedoor.
Enhanced Senses: Wilson was able to sense someone taking photos of him from across the street while Peter Wisdom was completely unaware of it.
Regenerative Healing Factor: As a result of his artificial mutation, Wilson's body was enhanced and he developed extremely accelerated healing and regenerative powers. He can heal from any injury (both internal and external), such as bullet wounds, slashes, and other forms of cuts in seconds. For example, he could almost immediately realign his arm which was forcefully broken by Wolverine. He even took stabs to his head, but was able to survive. He managed to regrow lost organs and bodily parts, but those take more time to recover when compared to injuries that do not involve the loss of body parts.
Pain Suppression: Due to his healing factor, his body can suppress the immense amount of pain caused during fights, which usually end with him seriously injured.
Nigh-Immortality: Due to his regenerative capabilities, Wilson is immune to physical aging. He is also virtually impossible to kill and cannot be infected by any kind of disease.
4th Wall Awareness: Deadpool possesses an awareness that he is a fictional character existing within a film franchise. This ability penetrates deeper into the real world than She-Hulk, who is only able to access a lesser version of reality that mirrors the real world. Before he was given the offer to join the Sacred Timeline, Wilson was already aware of its existence. Wilson is not only aware of the existence of Marvel, the Fox X-Men, and Disney owned Marvel Cinematic Universe, he also understands and references the real-life circumstances of their coexistence and is aware that his franchise has been acquired by Disney, even adhering to specific guidelines set by Kevin Feige. Wilson is aware of the existence of the Avengers, Thor, and Captain America despite their complete absence from his universe, mistaking a Johnny Storm variant for Steve Rogers, with whom he bears a striking, uncanny resemblance. Before encountering Alioth, Wilson was already aware that it first appeared and existed in Loki, Season 1 Episode 5. This multiversal awareness extends beyond the aforementioned timelines as he was also aware of all the cinematic Punishers that existed in other film franchises. Wilson understands that the people existing in his reality are characters portrayed by actors and is able to explain reasons for inconsistencies in his world due to budgetary or practicality constraints in the real world. Deadpool is also able to communicate his thoughts with the audience members watching his adventures and has been shown to be able to interact with the "cameraman" broadcasting his reality. This power also provides Wilson with limited precognition, giving him the ability to predict or foreshadow certain events that fit narratively within his story, as well as events that transpire in the real world. However, it is unknown if he possesses this ability at all times as he seemingly only uses this power for comedic effect, rather than for practical or logistical reasons.
Master Martial Artist: Due to his special forces training, Wilson is highly skilled in unarmed combat. As a result of his unpredictable nature, Wilson is highly dangerous in combat. Wilson's overall fighting style incorporates Karate, Ninjutsu, Taekwondo, Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Niten Ichi-ryū. Wilson was able to kill several Minutemen with the adamantium bones of the former variation of Wolverine. He later engaged in duels against Wolverine several times; however, he was consistently outmatched by the latter due to his extensive combat experience. Regardless, when greatly enraged and focused, he dueled Wolverine throughout the night and equaled him.
Sword Mastery: Wilson is a highly trained swordsman. His swords allow him to cut through several trained shooters with ease. He was able to kill several TVA Minutemen using his dual katanas. Wilson used his swordsmanship skills to fight against Wolverine, who only survived Wilson's multiple stab wounds due to his healing factor. He was able to kill the Minuteman leader by ricocheting one of his swords with a single strike.
"Baby knife!" ―Deadpool to Wolverine
Knife Mastery: Wilson is highly skilled at using knives in combat. He used a knife to stab Wolverine during both of their fights. Wilson also demonstrated knife-throwing skills, such as when he dug up Logan's corpse and used some of his bones as throwing projectiles to kill multiple TVA agents.
Nunchaku Mastery: Wilson has demonstrated proficiency with nunchucks. After digging up Logan's corpse, Wilson used Logan's adamantium bones as a pair of nunchucks to kill multiple TVA Minutemen.
Master Marksman: Because of his special forces training, Wilson is highly proficient with firearms. Wilson typically prefers dual pistols while shooting in combat. He was able to shoot Wolverine and multiple members of the Deadpool Corps with great accuracy, all of whom only survived due to their healing factors.
Master Acrobat: Wilson's enhanced reflexes and agility make him highly evasive and mobile in battle. He is capable of performing complex aerial movements while in combat. Using a variety of free-running and parkour maneuvers, Wilson is challenging to anticipate with his erratic and spontaneous movement.
Master Assassin: Wilson is an extremely skilled assassin. His special forces training combined with his trait of talking too much gained him the nickname of "Merc with a Mouth." Wilson was able to kill several TVA Minutemen using only Logan's adamantium
bones.

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Wade Wilson
FULL NAME
Late 30s-Early 40s
AGE
Marvel Cinematic Universe
CANON
Deadpool & Wolverine
CANON POINT
Sagittarius (DOB: November 22nd)
ZODIAC
ENTP, The Debater
MBTI
7w8, The Realist
Enneagram
Deadpool, Merc with a
Mouth
TITLES
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∎ full list of abilities and explanations under the fake-cut, some spoilers for Deadpool & Wolverine. To avoid, only read headlines.
Superhuman Strength: Wilson's strength and endurance have been enhanced to superhuman levels, as he effortlessly broke Mr. Paradox's nose with a headbutt. He also systematically broke off pieces of his Logan's Adamantium skeleton as improvised weapons against TVA soldiers, and was even able to use the blunt ends of his bones to pierce their armor; in one instance, he impaled one soldier through his helmet and kicked it out the other side of his head. Throughout his fights against Wolverine, Wilson was able to match his rival's equally superhuman physical strength, notably giving him a nosebleed with a single punch and even kicking him several meters through the windshield of Nicepool's Honda Odyssey.
Superhuman Durability: Wilson's durability and endurance have been enhanced to superhuman levels. Coupled with his regenerative factor, the extremely high level of durability meant that Deadpool could engage in fights with enemies for a very long period of time, as shown when he fought Wolverine in point-blank range without rest for a few hours. He repeatedly took stabs to various parts of his body (including his gut and head) but still continued.
Superhuman Speed: Wilson can run very fast, as he and Wolverine were able to reach Cassandra Nova's portal in four seconds before they could be consumed by Alioth.
Superhuman Agility: Wilson's agility and body coordination are enhanced well-beyond the natural physical limits of a common human being.
Superhuman Stamina: Wilson can exert himself for longer than anyone normal human, as he fought Wolverine for the majority of a day in the confined space of Nicepool's Honda Odyssey.
Superhuman Reflexes: Wilson has superhumanly acute reflexes as a result of his artificial mutation. Hence, he can react quickly in a combat scenario, enough to keep pace with multiple TVA soldiers, slice bullets mid air with his katanas (albeit with minimal success) and contend with Wolverine. In one instance, he caught two spare magazines with his pistols. He was able to catch an axe thrown at him while walking through a Timedoor.
Enhanced Senses: Wilson was able to sense someone taking photos of him from across the street while Peter Wisdom was completely unaware of it.
Regenerative Healing Factor: As a result of his artificial mutation, Wilson's body was enhanced and he developed extremely accelerated healing and regenerative powers. He can heal from any injury (both internal and external), such as bullet wounds, slashes, and other forms of cuts in seconds. For example, he could almost immediately realign his arm which was forcefully broken by Wolverine. He even took stabs to his head, but was able to survive. He managed to regrow lost organs and bodily parts, but those take more time to recover when compared to injuries that do not involve the loss of body parts.
Pain Suppression: Due to his healing factor, his body can suppress the immense amount of pain caused during fights, which usually end with him seriously injured.
Nigh-Immortality: Due to his regenerative capabilities, Wilson is immune to physical aging. He is also virtually impossible to kill and cannot be infected by any kind of disease.
4th Wall Awareness: Deadpool possesses an awareness that he is a fictional character existing within a film franchise. This ability penetrates deeper into the real world than She-Hulk, who is only able to access a lesser version of reality that mirrors the real world. Before he was given the offer to join the Sacred Timeline, Wilson was already aware of its existence. Wilson is not only aware of the existence of Marvel, the Fox X-Men, and Disney owned Marvel Cinematic Universe, he also understands and references the real-life circumstances of their coexistence and is aware that his franchise has been acquired by Disney, even adhering to specific guidelines set by Kevin Feige. Wilson is aware of the existence of the Avengers, Thor, and Captain America despite their complete absence from his universe, mistaking a Johnny Storm variant for Steve Rogers, with whom he bears a striking, uncanny resemblance. Before encountering Alioth, Wilson was already aware that it first appeared and existed in Loki, Season 1 Episode 5. This multiversal awareness extends beyond the aforementioned timelines as he was also aware of all the cinematic Punishers that existed in other film franchises. Wilson understands that the people existing in his reality are characters portrayed by actors and is able to explain reasons for inconsistencies in his world due to budgetary or practicality constraints in the real world. Deadpool is also able to communicate his thoughts with the audience members watching his adventures and has been shown to be able to interact with the "cameraman" broadcasting his reality. This power also provides Wilson with limited precognition, giving him the ability to predict or foreshadow certain events that fit narratively within his story, as well as events that transpire in the real world. However, it is unknown if he possesses this ability at all times as he seemingly only uses this power for comedic effect, rather than for practical or logistical reasons.
Master Martial Artist: Due to his special forces training, Wilson is highly skilled in unarmed combat. As a result of his unpredictable nature, Wilson is highly dangerous in combat. Wilson's overall fighting style incorporates Karate, Ninjutsu, Taekwondo, Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Niten Ichi-ryū. Wilson was able to kill several Minutemen with the adamantium bones of the former variation of Wolverine. He later engaged in duels against Wolverine several times; however, he was consistently outmatched by the latter due to his extensive combat experience. Regardless, when greatly enraged and focused, he dueled Wolverine throughout the night and equaled him.
Sword Mastery: Wilson is a highly trained swordsman. His swords allow him to cut through several trained shooters with ease. He was able to kill several TVA Minutemen using his dual katanas. Wilson used his swordsmanship skills to fight against Wolverine, who only survived Wilson's multiple stab wounds due to his healing factor. He was able to kill the Minuteman leader by ricocheting one of his swords with a single strike.
"Baby knife!" ―Deadpool to Wolverine
Knife Mastery: Wilson is highly skilled at using knives in combat. He used a knife to stab Wolverine during both of their fights. Wilson also demonstrated knife-throwing skills, such as when he dug up Logan's corpse and used some of his bones as throwing projectiles to kill multiple TVA agents.
Nunchaku Mastery: Wilson has demonstrated proficiency with nunchucks. After digging up Logan's corpse, Wilson used Logan's adamantium bones as a pair of nunchucks to kill multiple TVA Minutemen.
Master Marksman: Because of his special forces training, Wilson is highly proficient with firearms. Wilson typically prefers dual pistols while shooting in combat. He was able to shoot Wolverine and multiple members of the Deadpool Corps with great accuracy, all of whom only survived due to their healing factors.
Master Acrobat: Wilson's enhanced reflexes and agility make him highly evasive and mobile in battle. He is capable of performing complex aerial movements while in combat. Using a variety of free-running and parkour maneuvers, Wilson is challenging to anticipate with his erratic and spontaneous movement.
Master Assassin: Wilson is an extremely skilled assassin. His special forces training combined with his trait of talking too much gained him the nickname of "Merc with a Mouth." Wilson was able to kill several TVA Minutemen using only Logan's adamantium
bones.
all of these abilities listed are opt-in meaning that if you'd like to be involved in some way with this and Deadpool's abilities (specifically his fourth walling) here you will have to let me know by filling out the provided info.
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